18 Year Old Muscle God Flexes and Shows Off

At 16, he was this huge already, and ripped. He lied about his age to get into the lineup of fighters in an underground circuit. That first time out, the young Alpha ... snuffed two heavyweight bodybuilders in their late twenties. He was drunk on the Gladiator's ultimate thrill of victory in a deathmatch. He got off on the feeling of punching a blade into another man'd thick, flexed chest. He was born to k!ll or be k!lled in the arena! For a couple of years, he continued to lie about his age to the underworld organizers who were happy to exploit his most basic warrior's lust for bl0od. So he fought as often as he could find a match, and he was victorious, and gamblers wagered fortunes on his fate... until he seemed to disappear from the circuit... which usually means just one thing... RIP, big man!

Relax... none of it's true. This 'roided teen is just another balding nobody musclehunk, trying to make a sleazy buck through a body that's already cost him too much. He's a high school dropout statistic, hoping to sell his youth before it's all gone, no more. He's alive and well, and pumping gas as much as iron, already hating his life. wishing something exciting would happen to him... like meeting the promoter of an underground Gladiatorial tournament. But that's just fantasy, right? ...damn shame.